The Ubique

The Ubique

The Ubique

by Rudyard Kipling 1903

The Ubique

There is a word you often see, pronounce it as you may,
‘You bike,’ ‘you bikwe,’ ‘ubbikwe’, alludin’ to R.A.
It serves ‘Orse, Field, an’ Garrison as motto for a crest,
An’ when you’ve found out all it means I’ll tell you ‘alf the rest.

Ubique means the long-range Krupp be’ind the low-range ‘ill,
Ubique means you’ll pick it up an’, while you do stand, still.
Ubique means you’ve caught the flash an’ timed it by the sound.
Ubique means five gunners’ ‘ash before you’ve loosed a round.

Ubique means Blue Fuse, an’ make the ‘ole to sink the trail. extreme range
Ubique means stand up an’ take the Mauser’s ‘alf-mile ‘ail.
Ubique means the crazy team not God nor man can ‘old.
Ubique means that ‘orse’s scream which turns your innards cold.

Ubique means ‘Bank, ‘Olborn, Bank, a penny all the way,
The soothin’ jingle-bump-an’-clank from day to peaceful day.
Ubique means ‘They’ve caught De Wet, an’ now we sha’n’t be long.’
Ubique means ‘I much regret, the beggar’s going strong!’

Ubique means the tearin’ drift where, breech-blocks jammed with mud,
The khaki muzzles duck an’ lift across the khaki flood.
Ubique means the dancing plain that changes rocks to Boers.
Ubique means the mirage again an’ shellin’ all outdoors.

Ubique means ‘Entrain at once for Grootdefeatfontein’!
Ubique means ‘Off-load your guns’, at midnight in the rain!
Ubique means ‘More mounted men. Return all guns to store.’
Ubique means the R.A.M.R. Infantillery Corps!

Ubique means the warnin’ grunt the perished linesman knows,
When o’er ‘is strung an’ sufferin’ front the shrapnel sprays ‘is foes,
An’ as their firin’ dies away the ‘usky whisper runs
From lips that ‘aven’t drunk all day: ‘The Guns! Thank Gawd, the Guns!’

Extreme, depressed, point-blank or short, end-first or any’ow,
From Colesberg Kop to Quagga’s Poort, from Ninety-Nine till now.

Rudyard Kipling’s poem Ubique (1903) honours the omnipresent service and sacrifice of artillerymen in the British Empire’s wars. Drawing on the Royal Artillery’s motto, Ubique (“Everywhere”), the poem captures both the pride and the burden borne by the Gunners on every battlefield.